You know you watch to much Sailor Moon when...

You Know you watch to much Sailor Moon when...

You've just about reached the end of the YKYKWTMSMW List, and you burst into tears because the power went out...and you lost it all.
You're watching the Spice Girls and start thinking, "Gee, I wonder if Baby Spice is an SM fan, look at her hair!"
When you win a prize from the claw machine you start looking around hoping that Lita saw you, and thinks you look just like her old boyfriend.
You want to dress up like a Sailor Scout for Halloween.
You name your cats Luna and Artemis.
You make your own variants on their attacks, "Dish Cleaning Activation!... Parmolive Bubble Blast!".
You get invited to a wedding and think "Oh, cool, I get to dress like Tuxedo Mask.".
You start thinking it's strange that your grandfather is more than three feet tall.
You tear apart a perfectly good floppy disk, just so you can throw the little round disk inside, around the room, while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!".
You're working with Lotus 1-2-3 and just before hitting the enter key you shout "Spreadsheet Calculating Activation!".
You buy a lathe purely for the purpose of making a quality moon wand.
You ask the people at Jergens' Jewellers for the Silver Moon Crystal.
During a thuderstorm you keep shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash!".
You start taking the scouts into account while drawing up your plans for world domination.
While in chemistry class you decide to design safety goggles that look just like Darien's mask.
While watching a videotape, when it gets to a commercial, you yell "Fast Forward Activation!"
You have long arduos debates about whether or not there is a Sailor Scout for that possible tenth planet, Khyron.
While having dinner at an Italian restaurant, you think you see Serena, out of the corner of your eye. After checking, it turns out it was just a waiter carrying a plate of spaghetti and meatballs.
The electricity goes out, you light a match and shout "Mars Fire Ignite!"
You get one of those little bubble toys and blow bubbles at people while shouting "Mercury Bubbles Blast!"
Seeing a thermometer freaks you out! Because it has mercury in it, and you can't stop thinking that it's Amy's Blood!
You spend hours scrutinizing your forehead to see if you might have a Moon symbol on it.
Your dream wedding dress looks exactly like the Moon Princess's dress.
Even your parrot knows the theme song by heart.
You own 2 VCR's. Just in case one fails during taping of the show.
You do Sailor Scout poses to warm up for your aerobics classes.
You have an official Sailor Moon pillow, and you're 26 years old!
You buy a new ZIP disk drive, just so you have a place to store all of the Sailor Moon pictures and sound clips you have downloaded.
You spend evenings at your local Mensa group, seeking a girl named Amy.
Everyone looks at you for yelling "Mars.. fire.. Ignite!" right before the artificial volcano errupts at the Mirage hotel in Las Vegas.
You strap an antenna to your head and stand outside during thunderstorms with your arms crossed over your head, hoping to be struck by lightning.
You try and shut people up by blessing a Post-It and sticking it to thier head.
You set up a .wav file to play Serena's transformation music whenever your computer reboots.
You run around screaming "Moon Healing Activation!" for no reason at all.
Everytime a new establishment opens near you, you get suspicious and wonder if its a trick of the Nega-verse.
You take a look at your life... and decide you should be more like Serena.
You go down to your local arcade to attempt to contact Central Command.
You sing the theme song in the shower.
Your day starts with you glued to the screen for thirty minutes shouting obscenities at the villians. And anyone who dares to disturb your viewing gets bubbles blown in their face.
On weekends you watch two episodes from previous weeks to avoid withdrawl symptoms.
A while back you were found in a thunderstorm wearing an aluminum hat jumping up and down and shouting "Jupiter ThunderClap Zap!".
You carry a hard-plastic rose in your jacket... just in case.
Your friends start talking about something boring like Melrose Place, you start to think: "What would Zoisite do in this situation...?".
No one is looking, you sit down in front of the fireplace and attempt to ask the spirits some questions.
You get a crecent moon tattooed on your forehead.
You are depressed that your cat has never started talking and offered you mystical powers.
In even a minor crisis, you hear that Tuxedo-mask guitar riff.
'Sailor Says' has changed the way that you live your life. You now :
1) Eat your vegetables every day.
2) Help your parents around the house... though you moved out 8 years ago.
3) Keep a positive self-opinion like Sailor V.
4) Plant a tree every time you see the environmental episodes.
5) Work as hard academically as physically so that you can be more like Sailor Mercury.
You can't seem to ever get the theme song out of your head (even in your dreams).
You almost got fired cause your boss came by while you were writing a 15 page post to alt.fan.sailor-moon.
You aspire to be Tuxedo Mask but end up being Tuxedo Melvin!
You see too many similarities between you and Serena.
You start talking like a valley girl for no particular reason.
You shout "Mercury! Calculus! Integration!" in math class.
You turn on the Cartoon Network to see Popeye the Sailor Scout. (hmmm... how would that go? *sing* "I'm Popeye the Saaaiiilor Scoooout.....").
You wish you were a 14 year old in Tokyo, going to Crossroads Junior High School.
You can't eat Spaghetti and Meatballs, without breaking out laughing!
While using your word processor, you shout "Spell Checking Activation!" or "File Saving Power!".
You nickname your computer Amy.
You take an old doorknob and pretend it's your very own Imperium Silver Crystal.
You are hungry, and you wish Lita could come over to your place and cook for you.
You petition your local school board to introduce sailor-schoolgirl uniforms.
You only get 31 points on your test, but you feel good because you have 1 point more than Serena got.
Your parents say 'go get a job', and you think, "okay, I'll be a Sailor Scout, or maybe I'll work in an arcade..."
You are looking for a date, but are only interested in girls who have long blonde hair and always wear a red ribbon in it.
For no good reason, you run around giving speeches, followed by silly gestures and ending with, "In the name of the moon, I shall punish you!".
Your two big thrills during the day are watching Sailor Moon and reading the alt.fan.sailor-moon newsgroup.
You sit in class and wish that you could be at home playing with your Sailor Moon dolls.
You are stuck on school homework, and you wish you had Amy's phone number or Email address.
You feel embarrased, you picture yourself with a "teardrop" on the back of your head.
You watch copies of Sailor Moon over and over and over...
You make a tape of the Sailor Moon songs and listen to them on the way to school AND cry during 'My Only Love' and cheer at the end of 'Carry On', out loud on the bus!
Your notebooks have more Sailor Moon doodles than notes!
Your friend who is ALSO a Sailor Moon freak says, "I think YOU've been watching too much Sailor Moon!".
You're disecting cats in Anatomy class and you can't stop thinking of of Luna and Artimus.
You pretend that your sick just so you can stay home from school and watch Sailor Moon.
You tie a small penlight to your index finger and shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash".
You buy a copy of every show ever made of Sailor Moon, quit your job, and decide that your new makeshift 24-hour Sailor Moon channel is all that you need to live.
You start wondering if Sailor Moon might be for real, and you go to the library to research facts about the moon and try to prove to yourself that there might have once really been life on the moon.
You get into a fist fight, but before your first swing you take the time to say..."In the name of the Moon, I will punish you.".
You're eating M&Ms and you associate each color with a different character from the show.
Yellow = SailorMoon
Red = SailorMars
Blue = SailorMercury
Orange = SailorVenus
Green = SailorJupiter
Brown = Tuxedo Mask
-And once you're down to your last six, you eat them in the order that they died in "Day of Destiny" (green-blue-orange-red-brown-yellow).
You kidnap your neighbors black cat, and paint a crescent moon symbol on its forehead.
You think that, with practice, you too will be able to jump 18 feet into the air.
You cut five inches off your (already)mini skirt, just so you can dress more like the Sailor Scouts.
You can't pick up a rose without having the temptation to throw it at someone.
You get caught in Wal-Mart buying Sailor Moon dolls, and make up some lame excuse like, "It's for my little sister/daughter/niece...".
You sell everything you have, and move to Japan. In hopes of finding the Sailor Scouts.
Someone tells you, "You act,look,or sound, just like Sailor Moon". AND you take it as a Compliment!
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her.
Your girlfriend thinks you like Sailor Moon more than her. AND SHE's RIGHT!
You steal hairbands from your sister and throw them at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You are attacked by an intruder while sitting at your computer, so you grab your mousepad and throw it at him while yelling "Moon Mousepad Magic!".
You develop a sudden attraction to girls with blue hair.
You set your house on fire, in hopes that the spirits will talk to you.
You see your mom, who looks exhausted, and wonder if her energy has been drained.
You get the reference to all of these.
You make a "You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When..." web page!
You've been watching too much Sailor Moon??? There's no such thing as watching too much Sailor Moon!!!
You hang upside-down from your feet, in an attempt to stretch your legs. So you can look more like Sailor Jupiter.
You'd rather watch a repeat episode of 'Sailor Moon', than watch a new episode of 'Friends'.
You consider having plastic surgery done, so you can look more like Raye. (note: This only applies to Michael Jackson:)
You can sing along to the Japanese theme song, and you don't even know Japanese!
You are reading this web page!
You have come back to read this web page more than once!
You dress in blue, dye your hair blue, and wear blue contacts, just to be as cute & cool as Amy.
You submit a request to the people in charge of the local bell tower that it should play Alan's flute song as part of it's noon repitoire.
You use Sailor Moon posters as your wall paper in your room.
You call up every toy store in town, asking if they have a floating Luna ball.
Just before a test you stand up, point at the test paper and shout, "On behalf of the moon, I will take this test!"
You like Sailor Mercury so much, you've stopped taking showers and now only take bubble baths.
You voluntarily go around calling yourself "Muffin".
You decide where to go for vacation, based on whether or not they might sell Sailor Moon merchandise there.
You carry around a bunny backpack.
You can get up at 5:30 am to watch Sailor Moon, but can't get to a 1:00pm class on time.
You grab a car key and start yelling at it to take you back to the time of the moon kingdom.
You cut your hair short and dye it blue, in hopes that it will make you smarter.
You start thinking of which one of your friends is most like one of the Sailor Scouts.
You start saying "Sail..." and your friends roll their eyes, thinking 'not again!'. Even though you *could've* been about to say something like: "Sailing sounds like something that I might like to do sometime."
As you are writing down the word "determination" you realize that Mina's name is hidden inside it.
Instead of liking Fridays(like everyone else) because the week is finally over. You hate them! Bacause it means no Sailor Moon for TWO WHOLE DAYS!
You change your DOS prompt to read "C:\>Type here, Meatball-head!"
You get personalized license plates that say something like "SLR MOON", "SLR MARS", "TUX MASK".
You try to suppress "bad" emotions so that you don't help out the negaverse.
You look up at the night sky and see the moon, and you can't help but think of Serena.
You see a blue Mercury(car) driving down the street and wonder if Amy could have designed it.
You try to picture what married life will be like with your fiance, But all you can imagine is what life would be like married to Serena.
You try to convince your Internet System Administrator, that your email address should be changed to "[email protected]".
One morning when you don't want to go to school so early, you go outside and yell "Mercury Bubbles Blast!". In hopes that the insuing fog will cause a two hour delay.
You take classes to learn Japanese, just so you can watch the original Japanese episodes of Sailor Moon.
Your friends and family ask you to see a psychiatrist, to talk about your Sailor Moon 'fascination'.
You wish that you were an anime character, so that you could meet the Sailor Scouts face to face.
You go out and buy a black cat and name it Luna.
You celebrate the Scout's birthdays.
You suddenly become suspicious of any store offering huge discounts, believing it to be a Negaverse trap.
While in Astronomy class, you are asked "What are the two closest planets to the sun?". And without hesitation you answer... "Amy and Mina".
You start to think about... anything. And it always seems to turn into something to do with Sailor Moon.
You try to diagram the scouts' speeches in English class.
You refuse to join an exercise club for fear that Jadeite might actually be behind it.
It's the only reason you get up in the morning!
You constantly pester your boyfriend to where a Tuxedo. So you can fantasize he's actually Tuxedo Mask.
While watching a concert, you suspect all the flute players are aliens summoning cardians.
You nearly break down and cry, when your alarm doesn't go off, and you miss an episode of Sailor Moon.
You've actually done some of these!
You hang your Sailor Moon doll from your cars rearview mirror.
You only have muffins for breakfast.
Everytime you write a 4, it ends up looking like Lita's symbol.
While playing a card game, you suddenly throw down a card and say "Cardian King of Spades, come forth!"
The Sailor Moon FAQ is your bible.
Your e-mails 'signature' file quotes Sailor Moon episodes.
To get a boyfriend, you try pointing your finger at him and saying "Venus Love Chain Encircle".
Your laughter begins to sound just like Serena's in 'Sailor Moon Says'.
In crowded places you start to sing the Sailor Moon theme song, in hopes of finding a fellow Moonie in the crowd.
You know what a "Moonie" is.
You ARE a Moonie!
You are constantly trying to recruit people into watching Sailor Moon.
You start to act like Serena -always late for school, never doing homework, crying all the time.
You collect all of the Sailor Moon trading cards.
You print out this whole "You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When" page, to show it to your friends...
You plan on naming your first child "Serena".
You spend hours watching Sailor Moon, frame by frame. In an attempt to learn all of Sailor Moons hand movements.
You talk and the words don't syncronize with your lips.
You plant a rose garden, in hopes of attracting Tuxedo Mask.
You actually *wake up* when your (oh-so captivating) chemistry teacher starts talking about Uranium, Neptunium, and Plutonium and how they were named after the respective planets.
You sign the online petition to keep Sailor Moon on the air. http://looney.physics.sunysb.edu/sos/
You sit down and write a hand written letter, to help keep Sailor Moon on the air.
You've developed Serena's "Sloth-like sleeping habits", and are proud of it.
You would rather have the Silver Imperium Crystal, than all the diamonds in the world.
You apply for a job as a writer in Japan because a couple of people liked your Sailor Moon fan-fiction story.
You lose sleep over whether or not Serena and Darien are going to get back together.
You see a Ferrari and wonder if it's Neflyte driving.
You're in the summer olympics as a discus thrower, and your secret weapon is... saying "Moon Tiara Magic!" as you make your throw.
You suggest Sailor Moon to be the theme for your next dance.
You wear red star earrings, just like Rayes.
That guy you can't stand suddenly becomes irresistible all of a sudden just because he called you "Meatball head".
You can't remember what the acronyms "ASAP" and "RIP" stand for but when you see "YKYWTMSMW" for the very first time, you say without thinking "Oh... You Know You Watch Too Much Sailor Moon When!"
You start calling a girl you like "Meatball head", saying things like "Are you stupid or just plain lazy?" or "I'm not worried, I know your gonna fail" because you KNOW this is the way to win her heart.
You purposely don't study for your math final because now that you've put Nephlyte's 'evil' power symbol on your calculator, you KNOW you're gonna kick some serious mathematical butt! (consequences, schmonsequences)
You overhear someone talking and think they're saying "Sailor Moon" every third word.
You try to grow a Doom tree.
You spend hours looking at the moon, through your telescope, looking for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
Whenever your friends need help, all you do is stand there, shout out Tuxedo Mask's/Moonlight Knight's inspirational speeches and then leave.
When shopping for clothes, you ask yourself "Now what would Darien wear?".
You shell out seven bucks for a poster of the solar system because it has the symbols for all the planets on it.
You throw a party and only serve hot cocoa, squid-on-a-stick, donuts, meatballs, vanilla-prune shakes, curry, muffins and weight gain bars.
You read the above line and say to yourself "Oh you forgot..." and without thinking, proceed to fire off 20 more food items which I forgot to mention.
You are known in school as "The Sailor Moon Weirdo".
You make your own Sailor Moon web site.
You do extensive research on the aerodynamics of a tiara.
You actually begin to like Molly's and Catsy's voices.
You grab every pen you come across, hold it up in the air, and shout "Disguise Power! Turn me into a beautiful princess!".
You keep calling Nintendo, asking when they are going to release the "Sailor V" video game.
Your choir teacher says "Now give me lots of energy" and you can't get over the thought that he might be from the negaverse.
You can fit Sailor Moon into ANY conversation.
You have dreams about Sailor Moon.
You can name any episode title from the number or vice-versa instantly.
You have every episode on tape.
You carry around a mini tape recorder and play Tuxedo Mask's theme music whenever you enter a room.
You check the yellow pages, looking for the local Shinto Temple.
Your Mother is constantly threatening to break your Sailor Moon CD because you play it too much.
You join the navy just so you can dress like a Sailor.
Before booting up your computer you say, "Moon computer Power!".
You have to move to another city, and your main concern is, 'Will the local TV stations play Sailor Moon?!'.
While driving a car, everytime you turn on the headlights, you shout "Venus Crescent Beam Smash!".
You single handedly try to bring all the Sailor Moon fans at your school together, to form a SaveOurSailers letter writing campaign.
You spend more money on Sailor Moon merchandise, than you do on food.
Everytime you hear Aerosmith's song "Dude looks like a lady" you can't help but think of Zoisite.
You are afraid that your math teacher is draining your energy, because you always get so tired in math class.
You can name off all of the Sailor Scouts, but you can't name the last 4 US presidents.
While reading Shakespeare's 'King Lear' in english class, you see the line "It is the stars. The stars above us govern our condition." And you wonder how Shakespeare knew Nephlyte.
You want to join the Shinto religion, in hopes that you'll be able to 'read fire', like Raye.
You try to talk your girlfriend into letting her hair grow 5 feet long, and doing it up in 'Serena style'.
You are a Master of Sailor Moon Trivia.
You talk to your cats, and you think they talk back.
On a hot day, you go outside and shout "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You're watching a lunar eclipse, and you are worried that Serena might loose her powers.
You try training your cat to do somersaults. In hopes of getting a magical item.
You get really excited that one of your YKYWTMSMWs made it onto this list.
You draw spirals on the lenses of your glasses, in hopes it will make you smarter.
While purchasing Sailor Moon items the sales-clerk asks "Oh, Is this for you're little sister?" and all you can do is stare blankly as if you didn't understand the question.
You try to figure out how to tell friends and family that the name you gave your white colored cat just isn't cutting it after several years and you are changing it to Artemis.
You get a big static shock from your tv-set. And you are convinced it's Sailor Jupiter trying to get out!
You take the time to write e-mail to [email protected] to send possible suggestions for this page.
Your parents tell you that you can't watch Sailor Moon anymore because you are obsessed with it.
You really wish that you had one of the Sailor Scouts powers so you can scare off the bully at school.
You have been called to the school counseling office and they ask you if you are really stressed out, cause you have been known to scream Sailor Moon sayings at people when you are mad.
Your favorite candy bar is the Mars Bar
You really want a Tiara so you can look like Sailor Moon.
You would actually wear a Tiara in public.
Someone calls you a Sailor Moon Freak, and you take it as a compliment.
You use this YKYWTMSMW web page as a check list. To see just how much of a Sailor Moon Freak you are.
You have a chart on your wall showing how many people you have converted into Sailor Moon fans.
You decide that if Sailor Moon goes off the air you will move to Japan.
You have Sailor Moon sheets on your bed.
Instead of yelling obscenities, when you are mad at someone. You call them "Spore!" or "Fungus!".
You talk to video games at your local arcade. Trying to make them believe you're really Luna. ie:"This is Luna. password: Kitty stalks by moonlight."
You take it upon yourself to create a Sailor Moon board game.
You play with dolls of the Sailor Scouts.
You start renaming all of your friends after different Sailor Moon characters, whether they like it or not.
The only reason you go on-line, is to view Sailor Moon web sites.
You wear a Moon Princess dress to your prom.
You wear a cape, top-hat, and carry a rose to your prom.
You can play Alan's flute music on your own flute.
You dream of Darien, instead of your boyfriend.
You dream about one of the Scouts, instead of your girlfriend.
You attempt to 'transform', whenever someone picks on you.
You try to put out fires by yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!"
You go to school dressed like a Sailor Scout. But are sent home because you look too:
a: silly
b: sexy
c: psycho
d: all of the above
You can quote Serena's entire speech to Molly about how evil Maxfield Stanton is...in one breath. And often do..shamelessly in public places.
You throw birthday parties for each Sailor Scout.
You sit in Trig class and write Sailor Moon fanfiction stories instead of learning about the Law of Sines.
Whenever you turn on a light, you shout "Light...bulb...ILLUMINATION!!!"
You get angry because your YKYWTMSMW contribution didn't get posted on this page.
Someone calls you meatball head and you take it as a compliment.
You learn to carve so you can make your own Moon Wand.
You learn to cut glass so you can make an Emperial Moon Crystal to put on your Moon Wand.
You use your Moon Wand to try to heal anyone in your class you think might have been turned evil by the Negaverse.
You plan on trying to become an astronaut. Just so you can travel to the moon and search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
You have made a shrine to one of the Scouts.
When in french class, you hear someone say the french word for March, which is Mars. And you lift your head up for a moment, but then go back to sleep, disappointed that Raye wasn't really the topic.
You start calling good looking guys "hunkmiesters".
You can't figure out why the roses you just bought, won't stick in the wall when you throw them.
There's no Sailor Moon video game in your local arcade, so instead you play 'Street Fighter Alpha 2' using the character 'Sakura' so you can pretend she's Sailor Moon.
Instead of getting Sailor Moon withdraw symptoms on just the weekends, you get them on weekdays too. They start about 1 hour after you finish watching the days episode.
You fail a test at school because you can't concentrate on anything except Sailor Moon, and you don't even care because it makes you more like Serena.
You call 1-800-378-LUNA and join that kinda-lame Sailor Moon Fan Club, just so you can tell everyone that you are a member of the club and they aren't.
You are dishing out Lots of Money, to get subtitled episodes of Sailor Moon.
You see a Trix cereal commercial and your first thought is "The lemonney lemons look like crescent moons."
It no longer bothers you that you are 20 years older than the Sailor Moon target audience.
You make up your own episodes and watch them in your dreams.
Once every week, you do a search for "Sailor Moon" on one of the net search engines. Just to keep up on the constantly growing number of Sailor Moon web sites.
You are extremely jealous of anyone who is lucky enough to be named, Darien, Serena, Ray, Amy, Mina, or Lita.
On a bad hair day, you grab a pen and shout "Disguise Power! Make my hair short and stylish!". Who needs a salon, when you have the pen?
If the power goes out, you sit and pray that it will come back on in time for your VCR to tape Sailor Moon.
You are banned from Toys R Us for coming in every day and asking when the Sailor Pluto, Neptune, and Uranus dolls are coming in.
You have to pay for extra disk space on your server to accommodate your Sailor Moon web site.
You've decided not to go to the college that gave you a scholarship, because they don't teach Japanese there.
You decide there has to be a way to get to a parrallel universe where Sailor Moon exists and you're going to be the one to find it!
You force the guy at Blockbuster Music to order the Sailor Moon soundtrack even though he first assured you it didn't exist.
You are leaving on vacation for a week. So you ask a friend to pick up your mail, water the plants, etc... and OFCOURSE tape Sailor Moon for you.
You wont play cards anymore, because you keep having visions of cardians jumping out of them and attacking you.
Your physics term paper is on the aerodynamic properties of roses.
Every time you go into an arcade, the first thing you do is look for the new Sailor-V game.
While at a school dance when some guy tries to cut in on your girl, you respond by throwing the rose on your lapel at him.
Your ideal wife would be one of the Scouts.
Your ideal husband would be Tuxedo Mask.
You try to cure your hiccups by saying "Moon Healing Activation".
note:I actually tried this the other night. Though it didn't work too well for me. It came out as "Moon Healing Acti(hic)vation"
You're a total clutz and everyone makes fun of you for it. But, you don't mind because it makes you feel more like Serena.
You buy Sailor Moon video game cartridges from Japan, but can't play them right because you can't read Japanese. And yet you still love to play them.
You realize that your video game controller is shaped just like a crescent moon.
It seems like your computer is on 24 hours a day because you are continually downloading Sailor Moon files.
Any time the slightest thing goes wrong, you sit down and start to cry like Serena "WAAAAAAHHHHH!"
You mail order the Sailor Moon playing cards, and don't even care that the shipping and handling costs more than the cards themselves.
Every night before a big test, you go to an observatory and consult the stars for the answers.
You place a personal ad in the paper. 24 year old single male seeks young woman that has short blue hair and is good with computers.
You get a job as a janitor at DIC headquarters. Which is only the first step of your plan to infiltrate the DIC corporation and learn all the inside secrets you can. In preparation for your hostile takeover, to acquire the rights to Sailor Moon.
You find yourself saying "As if!" constantly.
You join the GirlScouts, just so you can call yourself a SCOUT!
You have a locket(just like Serenas moon locket) specially made for you.
On the back of your school notebooks you draw the sign of Jupiter and write "Jupiter Power" in a circle around it. When the kids at school see this they laugh at you. So you cross your arms over your head and shout, "Jupiter Thunder... CRASH!". Which only causes them to laugh at you even more. But, you really don't care, because YOU are also laughing at THEM because they don't know what they're missing by not being Moonies!
You force your History teacher(who's going to Japan) to sit through an hour long lecture on Sailor Moon(including charts, diagrams, and color pictures) so she'll be prepared for her trip.
Your biggest worry about your upcoming vacation is whether or not your VCR is going to actually record Sailor Moon like you programmed it to.
Shinto temples have hired guards to keep you out.
The Sailor Moon voice actors have restraining orders against you.
You start comparing your ex-girlfriend with Queen Beryl.
You're in the mall with some friends and you see some really tacky jewelry and you say "Only Queen Beryl would wear something like that." You then proceed to receive strange looks from all of your non-Moonie friends.
Whenever anyone criticizes the show, you stand up and yell "I will triumph over evil! And that means you!"
You get banned from an anime mailing list, because you will only talk about Sailor Moon.
You feel true love for the first time in your life. Problem is, it's for a Sailor Moon cartoon character!
You dump your girlfriend because she takes up too much of your Sailor Moon viewing time.
You buy the Sailor Moon CD.
You look at 4 stores before you find the Sailor Moon CD. And when you finally spot it, you can't help but to let out a shout of joy!
You dream about Serena dying and wake up with tears streaming down your face.
You cried when Sailor Mercury was leaving for Germany, and cried even more when she decided to stay.
Someone teases you about liking Sailor Moon and you no longer get mad. Instead you just pity them... For they know not, what they are missing.
Darien and Serena's love life is more important than your own.
Your goal in life is to convert as many people as you can into Moonies.
You can look up in the sky and point out the home planet of your favorite Scout.
"Wicked Cool" is suddenly your choice statement.
You take baths with your Sailor Moon dolls.
You join all three of the Sailor Moon mailing lists... and read each and every of the 200 messages a day you get.
You dump a plate of spaghetti and meatballs on your friend's head, to prove to her that she really does look like Sailor Moon.
You wish that Amy and Greg would kiss, and cry in frustration when they don't.
You actually managed to convince your boyfriend that the show is cool.
You become insanely jealous of Tuxedo Mask.
You cried when Nephlyte died.
You wonder if those two ravens you spot outside, will lead you to a Shinto temple and a cute dark-haired girl wearing a kimono and sweeping the front steps.
Whenever you're feeling down, you just listen to the Sailor Moon CD and you feel better.
You stick a glow-in-the-dark crescent moon sticker on your cat's forehead, then stare at it for hours hoping your cat will attempt the Luna-mind-meld.
Every time you see someone who you think looks odd, you tell your friends "I'm getting wierd vibes from him!", just like Raye.
You wake up, and can't remember anything about the previous day. So you conclude that you must have fought a fierce battle with Queen Beryl and won.
You run out of hard drive disk space because of your overwhelming Sailor Moon files. And to free up some space you decide without hesitation to erase Microsoft Office 95, instead of touching any of your precious Sailor Moon files.
You wake up during the night, just so you can write down new ideas that came to you in your dreams, for this YKYWTMSMW list.
You hear your teacher say something about 'SOS', and you think 'Hey! My teacher signed the Support Our Sailors petition too!? Cool!'. But, then you realize she was just talking about morse code for help.
You take your black cat to the arcade(even though it clearly says NO PETS), make the cat tap on the game machine, then you play a taped message of Luna's "Kitty stalks by moonlight..." password phrase from your mini-tape recorder. All in an attempt to bypass security protocol and to contact Central Command.
You print up Sailor Moon fliers, and leave them in phonebooths, on parked cars, etc... in hopes to recruit more Sailor Moon fans.
You paint your laptop computer blue and put the mercury symbol on top. Then you go around telling people that Sailor Mercury let you borrow her computer.
You sit in class all day dreaming about Sailor Moon.
You are convinced that your teacher is Queen Beryl.
You have pictures of Sailor Moon for your wallpaper in windows.
You personally spend hours developing a Sailor Moon expansion set for the popular card game 'Magic:the Gathering'.
You have collected so many Sailor Moon items that your room begins to look like a Sailor Moon merchandise wharehouse.
You see (TM) beside a trademark and you think to yourself "Why is Tuxedo Mask's signature on that item?"
You wonder how much money it would take to buy DIC and get everything translated.
You use your computers CD-ROM drive more for listening to the Sailor Moon CD, than for playing computer games.
You start up a Sailor Moon fan club at school.
You spend 3 days of your 4 day trip to Japan, just buying Sailor Moon merchandise.
You're standing next to a hot tub at a spa, and when someone turns on the bubbles you freak out because you think its Sailor Mercury trying to communicate.
You wear your new Sailor Moon T-shirt as much as possible. And you only wash it by hand, because you don't dare put it in the washing machine in fear that the picture will crack and fade.
You start wondering what you will do when you get all the episodes taped, then you scold yourself for thinking such a thing. You've been planning this for weeks, your gonna put all the episodes in order and have a party where you watch 32 and a half hours straight of Sailor Moon!
You start feeling really bad and wonder what's left for you in life just because you've seen all the episodes they've shown in North America and can't imagine waiting until September for new ones (IF they even play them!).
A friend ask you 'Who would be your ideal mate?', but you have trouble figuring out a way to tell him your ideal mate is a cartoon character.
You're introducing a serious presentation or lecture, and you suddenly hear the words coming out of your mouth, "Stay right there, and I'll show you!"
Whenever you're in a hurry, you tell your friends, "Let's book it!"
You get insanely jealous when someone says that they're more of a Moonie than you are.
Your girlfriend thinks that Sailor Moon is driving you apart, but you think it's improving your relationship. To prove so, you start singing 'My Only Love' to her, and she just melts.
Whenever you play the 'freeze game', no matter what, you always freeze doing a Sailor Scout pose.
You read this YKYWTMSMW list and you were able to check off more than 100 things you have personally done.
The only Sailor Moon t-shirt you can find is for someone 10 years younger than you, but even though it's way too small, you buy it anyways.
You use the schools color laser printer to print out Sailor Moon pictures, under the guise that it's for a school project.
You hear about a Mighty Morphin Power Rangers live show, and you start polishing your tiara for some "action".
You redecorate your room to look just like Serenas.
You are watching Star Trek reruns, and when Captain Picard says "engage" you are vaguely dissapointed that he did not say "WARP DRIVE ACTIVATION!"
You no longer say 'goodbye'. Just "I'm outie!".
You think of 'Sailor Moon Says' as a 65 step program to a better life.
Your power goes out, right before Sailor Moon is suppose to come on. And you sit in front of the blank tv screen for half an hour in disbelief... frustration... anger... and overwhelming sadness.
You use Sailor Moon character names, as handles in irc chat rooms.
You cried when Zoisite died.
You know that CD's are tough. But, you wonder if you may be wearing out your Sailor Moon CD by playing it 10 times every day.
You blow 3 months allowence in 45 minutes in a China town comic shop, on Sailor Moon merchandise.
You listen to the Sailor Moon CD for so long that even your cat knows the songs by heart.
You talk to a tree, and when it doesn't reply, you think it needs more energy.
You get depressed because you aren't a Sailor Scout.
You carve your own transformation wands and lockets and try and transform into a Sailor Scout.
You chop down all the trees on your property, for fear they might grow into Doom Trees.
You choose your friends by whether or not they're Moonies.
You think your hair looks much better ever since you started using the Sailor Moon shampoo you found at the local Japanese grocery store.
You try and cram your size 6 womens feet into the size 2 girls Sailor Moon sneakers you bought, because that's the biggest size the sneakers come in.
You try to get into the girls Sailor Moon underwear you bought, but it has to stretch so much that the Sailor Moon picture on it, ends up looking more like Roseanne.
Every time you hear the word 'Sailor', you yell out "Moon!"
You think you see Elvis chatting with Sailor moon in the local 7-11.
You get stuck in rush hour traffic and yell "Moon Scepter Elimination!"
You're seeing a psychiatrist about your Sailor Moon addiction, and end up getting him hooked too!
You buy blue sunglasses, hoping that they're actually Sailor Mercury's VR Scanner.
You can do very convincing impressions of any Sailor Moon character.
You throw a costume party in the middle of summer. Because, Halloween is too long to wait to get a chance to dress like Sailor Moon.
You actually consider trying some of the ideas on this YKYWTMSMW list.
You throw CD's at people while yelling "Moon Tiara Magic!"
While playing chess, you are disappointed when your opponent doesn't freeze a little each time they lose a piece.
Monotonous sounds like an engine humming or water dripping are starting to sound to you like the rhythm of the Sailor Moon theme song.
You cry every time you listen to "Only a Memory Away".
You keep looking for the Sailor Moon CD to show up on the top-10 chart.
You are the only girl in your High School with a Sailor Moon backpack and Sailor Moon coinpurse. And are proud of it.
Every time you see a cute guy, you say "He looks just like my old boyfriend!"
You have constant debates with your Moonie friends about whether Raye or Serena is actually better for Darien.
You moped around for weeks after Darien dumped Serena. And got even more depressed when Rubius dumped Catsy.
Your principal considers the hard plastic rose you carry with you a concealed weapon.
You have watched your taped copies of the episodes, so many times, that you are in constant fear of the tape breaking.
EVEN your Moonie friends think YOU watch too much Sailor Moon!
You ask the ice cream vendor for a popsicle in the shape of a crescent moon.
You sew little cresent moon patches onto all of your clothes.
You send a script you've written, to Paramount Studios for a live action Sailor Moon movie.
You run around wrapped up in sheets pretending your the Moon Light Knight.
You even know the names of all the Negaverse monsters.
Your mom changes her name to Serena, just to get your attention.

You visit New York, and at first glance you could have sworn that the Statue of Liberty was holding the Moon scepter in her hand, instead of a torch.
Your family doesn't eat rice anymore cause they're still picking it out of their hair from your last "eat like Serena" experiment.
You start to wonder if Catsy was ever a ballerina.
You replace all the pictures of your family and friends in your wallet, with sailor moon trading cards.
Whenever you see someone wearing weird clothes, you say "Their fashion sense is way last season."
you take a trip to the North Pole, not to find Santa, but to destroy the Negaverse.
You change the picture of the Windows 95 Logo that starts up with Windows, into a picture of Sailor Moon with a caption reading "Sailor Moon says, Windows 95 is now starting."
You set your computer up to play the opening Sailor Moon theme song when it starts up.
You set your computer up to play the ending Sailor Moon theme song when it shuts down.
You set your computer up to play various Sailor Moon sounds for other functions. "Moon Scepter Elimination!" closes a window. "Moon Crystal Power!" opens one. "Kitty Magic!" creates a new folder or file.
You give up playing Solitaire, for fear of the cards coming to life and draining your energy.
You have so many Sailor Moon dolls on your bed, there's no room for you!
Everytime you throw a frisbee, you shout "Moon Tiara Magic!"
You attempt to swat a fly that's been buzzing around pestering you, but before you kill it, you say "In the name of the moon, I'll punish you!"
You plan on opening up your very own "Sailor Moon store". With various fashions and giftware relating to the Sailor Scouts. And you ask the Sailor Moon voice actors, to sign autographs at the grand opening.
You look for the nearest phonebooth, to cry in, whenever you get dumped by your boyfriend.
You expect everyone who's named 'Amy', to have blue hair and an IQ over 300.
You sign up for America Online, then proceed to create five different Screen Names for five different Sailors Scouts.
The only reason you got internet access, was to sign the SOS online petition.
You hope you are a Sailor scout and Luna just hasn't found you yet.
You are afraid to use striped pencils, for fear they are part of Neflyte's plans.
Your car breaks down on the way to work, and you tell your fellow car-poolers that you can all still get there on time if they would just join hands in a circle and chant, "Scout Power...". When they don't go for that, you wave the dipstick at the car in an effort to "heal" it.
You start making a list of possible names for more of Queen Beyrl's generals. Strobelite, Blacklite, Budlite...
You plan to someday have five daugthers and name them... Serena, Amy, Raye, Lita, and Mina.
Anytime one of your friends sees a Sailor Moon related item, they always think of you.
You call up a local radio station, and ask them to play a song from the Sailor Moon CD.
You ask someone with the last name of "Moon", if they would name their newborn daughter "Sailor", so there would be a girl named Sailor Moon in real life.
While being given an ink blot test, by a psychiatrist(that your parents are forcing you to see because of your Sailor Moon fascination), You tell the psychiatrist that the ink blots look like "A crescent moon, a rose, a temple, a floating ball that looks like a cat, a tuxedo, a mask, a tiara..."
You ask Greg or Raye to find out what tonight's winning lottery numbers will be.
While reading, your eyes start playing tricks on you. Instead of seeing the name Lisa you see Lita, Nina becomes Mina, Sheena becomes Serena.
You watch a tv test pattern for an hour one morning, hoping that Sailor Moon will come on. Because your local TV station moved Sailor Moon to a different time slot, and didn't list the change in the TV guide.
You're more of a Moonie than your sister, and she's in the target audience.
None of your friends will come to your house anymore, for fear you'll force them to watch Sailor Moon.
You ask your florist, "Which type of roses have the best aerodynamics?"
You build a swimming pool in the shape of a crescent moon.
You have to listen to the Sailor Moon CD, to be able to get to sleep.
You need to buy an engagement ring, and you vow to only get it at the OSAP jewelry store.
You've tried to convert your friends into Moonies, so many times that they now run away screaming, if you say something even remotely like "Sailor..."
Every time you see a new Sailor Moon item, you simply HAVE to buy it!
Whenever your mom complains about your grades, your response is, "Atleast I'm doing better than Serena!"
You still think Zoisite is cute, even after learning the truth!
You get angry when someone comes up with a better YKYWTMSMW than you did.
You fight with your friends over who gets Darien.
The minute you walk into your local comic store, the guy behind the counter tells you that he has new Salior Moon stuff in stock.
You can't get the Sailor Moon soundtrack music, out of your head.
You spend hundreds of dollars buying hair extensions so you can look like Serena.
You have rigged up your Windows95 desktop to look like this. (Note the name of the notebook file. You'd have this there so you could easily cut and paste the name into the FIND option in Nestscape. Which then allows you to easily pick up where you left off reading this YKYWTMSMW page.)
You spend hours fiddling with the earring on your right ear, hoping that a VR Visor will materialize across your eyes.
Whenever you yell or cry, your mouth takes up half your face.
You come home terribly late, and instead of cutting your allowance or grounding you, your parents decide on the ultimate punishment for you. NO SAILOR MOON FOR TWO WHOLE WEEKS!!!
You set up an SOS petition table in your local mall.
You browse through your local white-pages, looking for someone named "Amy Anderson".
You take your Sailor Moon CD to Sears and slip it into one of the Stereos on display. And proceed to play "Carry On" as loud as you can.
Your Algebra teacher sends you to the Guidance Counselor because during a test she caught you trying to contact Amy through your pink calculator.
You get a calm feeling of joy and contentment everytime you are seated in front of the TV and the Sailor Moon theme starts.
You spend your time looking for a new planet in the Solar System so you can name it and declare yourself the Sailor Scout of that planet!
You sing the Sailor Moon Theme song at assemblies, instead of your national anthem.
On a clear evening, you look at the western horizon and say, "Hey, I can see Sailor Venus' planet from here."
You're playing your Sailor Moon CD while reading this page.
You bought DoomII just so you could play the Sailor Moon wad.
You catch yourself (or are caught) whistling or singing "Fightning evil by moonlight..."
You keep trying to do up your niece's hair like Serena's (much to the dismay of her parents).
Your teacher actually said something like this to you. "OKAY!!, one more 'Sailor Moon' outta you, and I'm sending you straight to the PRINCIPAL!"..... And there you went.
Your friends decide that because you are nuts about Sailor Moon and that you are always on the net, that they will nickname you Melvin!
You take a picture of one of the Sailor Scouts to your hair stylist and say... "Make my hair look like hers."
You don't associate with anyone who thinks Sailor Moon is lame.
You give away your pet dog(which you've had since he was just a puppy), because he used your Sailor Mercury doll as a chew-toy.
You can't look at a squirrel in a park without flinching.
You start dating one of the Scouts... in your dreams.
You buy air time on a local TV station and run your own advertisments for sailor Moon.
You run this YKYWTMSMW list through your 'Print Preview' option and find out it's over 32 pages long, but you go ahead and print it out anyway.
You find it odd when you see a billboard written in English.
You actually admit to the sales clerk, that the Sailor Moon dolls you're buying are for yourself, and not a little sister or niece.
Whenever you hear someone mention 'Moon', you say... (in Beavis&Butthead style) "He said MOON!... heh,heh,heh..." (or would that be YKYWTMSM&B&BW?)
You are the only one in your school who wants to wear school uniforms.
You paint Sailor Moon murals on your bedroom walls.
You see a black cat in an alley and you say to it, "Luna is that you?"
You ask the Bank of Japan if Sailor Moon's picture will be seen on the new 1,000,000 yen note.
You keep a diary... not about the events in your own life, but of Serena's life.
The famous jumping bus scene from 'Speed' & 'Spy Hard' reminds you of the SM episode where Serena takes a bus and ends up in another dimension.
For the upcoming new season of 'Reboot', you hope to see Dot "rebooting" into a Sailor Scout.
When the doctor listens to your heartbeat, he discovers it beats in rhythm to the Sailor Moon theme song.
You got mad when Sailor Mercury decided to stay, because you already made one-way flight reservations to Germany.
Every bookmark in your web browser is a Sailor Moon link.
Everyday you inform your friends at work of the updated total number of signatures on the S.O.S. page.
You become so fascinated with the moon, people start to think you're a werewolf.
You form your own addict support group just for moonies. But, only succeed in getting every member of the group even more hooked on the show.
While at the arcade you always play the crane games, hoping to grab a Sailor Moon doll.
You watch a whole Sailor Moon episode on tape, in slow motion, to see if there are any bits that you couldn't see at normal speed.
You have arranged your sleep patterns around the show.
You kept your friend on the phone for nearly two hours, reading him the whole YKYWTMSMW list!
You tape a banana to a stick and run around yelling "Moon Healing Activation!"
You run to your local supermarket every week just to see if Darien and Serena's love life made it onto the front pages of the tabloids.
You think all you need to survive is to eat, sleep, and watch Sailor Moon. Then you think maybe eating and sleeping aren't that important.
No magnifying glass in your house is safe from your never-ending search for the perfect Crescent Moon Wand.
You have an office desk made in the shape of a crescent moon.
You got kicked out of the Coca-Cola bottling plant, because you kept asking when the Sailor Moon commemorative bottles are coming out.
You see Wonder Woman's boots and wonder if she shops at the same store as Sailor Moon.
You think that AC/DC's song "ThunderStruck" is about Sailor Jupiter.
You start to cry whenever the SOS web site releases bad news.
You're playing basketball, and you suddenly bounce the ball really high and yell, "Luna Ball Kitty Magic!"
You make your own Sailor V game in Qbasic.
You write Sony Television, asking them to have a "Sailor Moon" category in Jeopardy. Or "Sailor Moon" as a puzzle in Wheel of Fortune.
You offer your little sister's friend 50 bucks for her Sailor Moon CD, after you've looked through every store in your area in vain.
You freely admit that you have a crush on one of the Scouts(or Darien).
In chemistry class, you add pigtails to the water molecule so it will look like Serena's head.
Instead of sending your sick friend a "Get Well" card, you send one that says: "Moon Healing Activation."
You wish Serena said this after using the luna pen. "It just goes to show you that the Luna Pen is mightier than the sword."
You hang out in front of florist shops, hoping to see Darien.
You dye your little sister's hair pink. Much to the dislike of your parents.
Everyday you put Miracle Grow on your hair, in an attempt to get it long enough, that you too can have a meatball head.
You ask your doctor if you can have x-rays taken of yourself. In hopes of finding a Rainbow Crystal inside you.
You convert your whole soccer team into Moonies, and suggest they rename the team to "The Soccer Scouts".
You rearrange the furniture in your apartment so it looks like Dariens apartment.
You get a safety deposit box, at a bank, just to store your complete set of Sailor Moon trading cards.
You stick your hand in the air and shout "Moon Prism Power!" to see if you'll transform into Sailor Moon.
You look up the person with the longest hair in the world, in the guiness book of world records, and contact them to suggest they put it up "Serena-style".
You practice doing the "sailor moon says" laugh.
You hope to win a 40 million dollor Lotto jackpot, so you can buy the rights to Sailor Moon, and get more episodes translated.
You think Kerri Strug and Shannon Miller would make great new Sailor Scouts!
Your friends want you to do something "bad", so you quote the appropriate "Sailor Moon Says", word for word (including the laugh), on why you shouldn't.
You spend all of your free time thinking up YKYWTMSMW's.
You've converted more people to Moonies than Rush Limbaugh has to Republicans.
You have a link to this YKYWTMSMW page on your own homepage.
You make a bumper sticker that reads: "I break for the Sailor Scouts!"
You refer to an AA meeting as "Group...healing...participation!"
You gaze up at the moon and wonder why the Sea of Tranquility isn't called the Sea of Serenity.
While watching Ghostbusters, you hear Egon say "I collect spores, molds, and fungus." and you interpret it as "He collects insults?"
Whenever it's raining, you have an uncontrollable urge to listen to "Rainy Day Man".
The only time you get off the internet Sailor Moon web sites, is to watch the show itself.
Your newborn sister's first words aren't "Mama", they're "Moon Prism Power!"
Your girlfriend is similar to Serena in so many ways, it's scary. (And you love to be scared! :)
You send hate mail to the "Anti Sailor Moon Page".
You insist that your boyfriend dress and behave more like Tuxedo Mask.
You look up in the night sky, and are shocked to learn that the moon actually has phases other than 'Crescent'!
You are on a never ending quest, to collect every Sailor Moon picture on the internet.
You begin to see a lighter, more positive side of Queen Beryl
You are purposely late for school every day, in hopes of seeing Serena in detention.
You can't look at a plate of spaghetti and meatballs without thinking about Sailor Moon.
You begin to wonder what the guys in your class would look like in a tuxedo and a cape.
You call the annoying nerd in your class, Melvin.
You brush your Sailor Scout doll's hair more than you brush your own.
You try to make a floating Luna Ball from a helium balloon.
You get a paper cut, but instead of getting a bandaid, you instantly take out a pen and wave it around yelling "Moon Healing Activation".
At any mention of karaoke, you immediately start singing "Home On The Range", Ann stlye.
You become known as the 'Human Sailor Moon Encyclopedia'.
You keep having thoughts that Rapunzel was actually Princess Serena and the Prince was Prince Darien. (Were they also re-born in medieval times?)
You unconsciously talk in Molly's accent for long periods of time.
You take a sudden liking to vanilla prune shakes.
You attempt to save enough money to buy the local football stadium. So you can rename it the "Serena Arena".
You refuse to listen to 'Pink Floyd' because you think that "The Dark Side of the Moon" has to be part of a negaverse plot.
Sailor Moon is more important to you, than even your family and friends.
You're parents call you 'meatball head' whenever you're down, and you feel better within seconds.
You answer the phone with a pleasant "Hidee Ho!", no matter who it happens to be.
During a thunderstorm you jump on your trampoline as high as possible, while doing the appropriate hand moves and shouting "Jupiter Thunder Crash"!
You try to suck up energy by using a vacuum cleaner on your friends.
You are the only GUY in your high school with a Sailor Moon backpack. And are proud of it!
On the first night you get your new computer, you immediately log-on to the internet, and search out Sailor Moon web sites, and stay on wayyyyy past 6 AM looking at ONLY Sailor Moon web sites.
You and a fellow Moonie friend, spend hours arguing over the exact true color of Raye's hair.
You wrap your sandwich with 'Serena Wrap'.
When you shut your computer down you have it set up to say "Sailor Moon says, see ya!". AND you never get bored of hearing it...
You propose some street names in new housing development areas. e.g. Sailor Moon St., Avery Ave., Darien Dr., Renie Rd., Lita Lane, Catsy Ct., Prisma Place, Bertie Blvd., Tuxedo Mask Terrance.
You call every arcade in town, and ask if Andrew is working tonight.
You just KNOW that all the flute players in the school orchestra are aliens, with a Doom Tree in their house.
You can type "Sailor Moon" faster than your own name!
You throw around ice cubes while yelling "Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze!".
Your friend buys a Sailor Moon doll of your favorite Scout, and uses it as a voodoo doll on you. And it works!
You receive 200+ messages a day from Sailor Moon mailing lists.
You SEND 200+ messages a day to Sailor Moon mailing lists.
You order your friends and family never to phone you, while Sailor Moon is on.
You look into a mirror and think you see Sailor Moon.
You print up hundreds of SOS fliers, and rent a plane to drop them over your city.
You and your Moonie friends get together and make a music video for the Sailor Moon theme song.
Your parents yell at you for turning your light on and off during the night, and your excuse is you kept on thinking of great YKYWTMSMW's.
You can make Moonies out of people who have never even seen the show.
You have actually been to every Sailor Moon web site that exist.
You drive your friends crazy by reading them this entire YKYWTMSMW list.
You think that if the entire police department started wearing... short skirts, big bows, and long white gloves, they would catch more bad guys.
You do the 'Mina wave' whenever you see your friends.
You watch your recorded tapes of Sailor moon in slow motion just so it'll last longer.
Your parents wear earplugs all the time, because you will not shut up about Sailor Moon.
Every time you see a link to a new Sailor Moon web site, you simply have to check it out!
You run away from home and sit on a swing in the park to see if Serena and Darien will show up to take you home.
You're playing Monopoly with friends and you absolutely insist on using the top hat for your token.
When your watch alarm starts beeping, you immediately talk into it, saying something like "What is it?, Mina."
You yell "Moon Crystal Power!" while getting dressed in the morning.
You spend 2 hours every night practicing on your flute, in hopes of mastering Alan's song and finally being able to summon a Cardian.
Your house is on fire and instead of calling the fire department you stand outside and yell "Mercury Ice-Bubbles Freeze!"
You call your mom Queen Serenity.
You always wear some type of Sailor Moon item to school, in hopes of attracting other Moonies to you.
You start a company to make Sailor Moon toys and stuff, in hopes of making her more REAL.
When playing SimCity 2000, you always name the cities you create "Moon Kingdom" or "Crystal Tokyo".
Your printer runs out of paper, because you decided to print this list out.
You'd love to see all the Sailor Scouts do the Macarena together!
You write a letter to your local tv station, asking them to put Sailor Moon back on the air.
You have trouble getting a job, because where it asks for your name on the application, you always put "Sailor Moon".
You fall hopelessly in love with someone you met on a Sailor Moon mailing list.
A 'Trekkie' calls YOU an obsessed fan.
You get hypnotized, in an attempt to try and remember your past life on the moon.
You are mad when your teachers at school, refuse to call you by what you consider to be your true identity... "Sailor Moon".
You desperately run for your life whenever a girl asks you out for some chocolate parfait.
You start to see a striking resemblance between Darien and Keano Reeves.
You have more Sailor Moon toys than your kids, and they aren't allowed to touch yours.
You grow your hair long, dye it black, wear red mini skirts, and carry a pack of matches at all times.
The day that Sailor Moon was taken off the air in the U.S., you packed your bags and moved to Canada.
You subscribe to the VERY active Sailor Moon mailing lists.
Your teachers are able to recognize that contented 'daydreaming about Sailor Moon' look on your face.
Each time you're in a bad situation, your hand starts plucking at the front of your shirt, unconsciously trying to reach for your moon locket.
Your 'quality of life' has gone down, ever since Sailor Moon was taken off the air.
While at a baseball game, at first glance the scoreboard seems to read: "strikes, balls, and outies"!
When you sleep over at your friends' house, you try in vain to stay awake just a little longer than them, so you can search through their stuff for the silver crystal.
Whenever you toast marshmallows at a campfire, you wisper "Mars Celestial Fire Surround!" in hopes of achieving the perfect equally toasted on each side marshmallow.
You walk around with your cat draped over your shoulder.
You take your Barbie doll to a toy store and ask if you can trade it in for a Sailor Moon doll.
You buy a thermometer just because it has mercury in it.
You plan to dress up as a Sailor Scout for Halloween. And you're a guy!
Thanks to you, there's now a five day waiting period to purchase roses in your state.
Every time you see a Firebird driving by, you wonder if Sailor Mars is driving it. (Mars Firebird Strike!)
You make dozens of video tape copies of the first 12 episodes of Sailor Moon. And once a week, you leave a tape in a public place for someone to find. In hopes of creating more and more Moonies.
You spend hours pondering, 'If Catsy were really a cat, What kind of cat would she be?'
Whenever your little brother is flipping through channels and stops when he finds BARNEY on, You immediately grab the remote control, point it at the screen, and yell "Moon Scepter Elimination!"
You practice running and jumping in red high heeled shoes.
Your house is burning down and you have a choice. Save your brother OR your Sailor Moon stuff... You will miss your brother. :)
On every rainy day, you go to the nearest gazebo and wait to see if some girl is dumped, so you can be there to comfort her.
Your looking at the Perodic Table and notice that they haven't named the last six elements, so you begin to make up names for them. (Moonium, Marsium, Jupiterium, Venusium, Tuxedoium, Mollyium)
You're reading this YKYWTMSMW list right now, instead of doing your homework.
You can't sit through an astronomy class without having an overwhelming desire to watch Sailor Moon.
Your parents know everything there is to know about the show and they don't even watch it!
Your answering machine message goes "Hi-dee-ho! Answering Machine Activation! Beep!".
Your friend calls you a 9th level Moonie, because you started to attract Sailor Moon followers. (for us D&D'ers)
You complain to 'People magazine' that the Sailor Scouts and Darien didn't make their famous list(The 50 most beautiful people in the world).
You buy a toy Crescent Moon Wand, just so you have something to break open your piggy bank with.
You're playing the card game 'hearts', and everytime someone tries to "shoot the moon", you think they are from the Negaverse.
You're watching The Wizard of Oz, and at anytime you expect Dorothy to ask advice of Glinda(who should have long green hair) by pushing on Toto's nose. And then pull out a key and shout,"Crystal key! Take me home!"
You spend hours pondering, if a live action Sailor Moon movie is made, should Ellen Degeneres play the part of Zoisite or Sailor Uranus?
You run out and buy the new Tori Amos CD just because it's titled "Hey Jupiter" and you think she's talking about Lita.
You build a big fire in the fireplace, and ask it for tomorrows lottery numbers.
You go outside and ask the stars for tomorrows lottery numbers, when the fire didn't answer.
While changing for gym class everyone laughs at your (5 sizes too small because they only sell them in kids sizes) Sailor Moon underwear, but you show it off anyway.
For the new season of 'Sliders' you hope to see Quinn Mallory and friends, slide into a world protected by the Sailor Scouts.
You've downloaded every Sailor Moon .midi file you could find, and are listening to them as you read this.
You begin to wonder where in Serena's house is Luna's litter-box.
You write to MTV and ask if Daria(from Beavis and Butt-Head) and Melvin are long lost brother and sister.
You have gone to every charm, make-up, ice-cream, department, and grocery store, in search of a certain four sisters...
You wonder if Birdy and Ru Paul get their clothes from the same store.
When your younger sister's friends come over, they spend more time with you than her. Because you have all the Sailor Moon trading cards and have the coolest Sailor Moon web sites memorized.
You've put your Sailor Moon CD in your CD player so often, that PINK is now your favorite color.
You cry yourself to sleep at night humming "My Only Love".
You rig your computer up so that it plays the Sailor Moon theme song as your alarm in the morning.
After spending 2 hours on the phone with another Moonie, and another hour in front of the mirror, you were finnally able to come up with a hair style much like Serena's... AND wore it to school on picture day.
Your teachers somehow mistake your Serena-like hair style to look like Princess Leia's, and you're forced to correct them.
You've added a line to your nightly prayers asking that Sailor Moon be brought back on the air.
The only way you can make it through the school day is by humming, "Carry On" to yourself.
Every time there's a power blackout, you suspect a major battle with the Negaverse is taking place.
When you break up with your girlfriend, you toss a handful of rose petals into the breeze, letting them float away before reciting "Our love is like a rose: beautiful while in bloom, but it can not last forever."
During a 3-hour formal graduation ceremony, you get detention for standing up, thrusting the skeleton key, you stole from the Janitor, in the air, and yelling "Crystal Key, take me back!"
While in the detention hall, you get in even more trouble for sticking post-it notes on everybody's foreheads.
You later get suspended for repeatedly blinking the lights on and off, while mumbling something about thunder.
Your principal still doesn't understand why you call her Queen Beryl, though she is satisfied that you are finally treating her with respect. (or so she thinks!...)
You buy a faster modem, just so you can download more Sailor Moon multimedia files.
You read this page atleast once a week, just to reaffirm that you are not alone in your Sailor Moon obsession.
When your local record store called you to say that they had just received in a shipment of Sailor Moon soundtrack CDs, you run out the door and to the store, as fast as Serena late for school!
You sometime receive 'vibes' around certain individuals, and then procede to hum the Sailor Moon theme, in hopes he/she is a fellow Moonie. (We Moonies can sense these things, ya know... ^_^)
Every time you hear Van Halen's song "Hot For Teacher", you can't help but think of Miss Haruna.
Your parents say... "Okay, that's it! Sailor Moon... Sailor Moon... That's all you ever talk about. You have one minute to choose: Who do you love more, Sailor Moon or your dear parents?" One minute later, you're an orphan.
You drive your mom crazy by reading her the entire YKYWTMSMW list.
During break periods at school, you and your Moonie friends play Sailor Moon charades.
You wear your Halloween costume of your favorite Sailor Scout, when it isn't even Halloween.
You trade the family dog in and get a black cat instead, hoping your parents won't notice.
You refuse to go to the Airport, fearing Jedite might try to run you over with jets.
You do your favorite Sailor Moon impressions whenever your relatives come to visit. (uhhmmm... Maybe that's why no one came over last Christmas?)
You plan on renting an expensive tuxedo for Halloween.
You keep watering and fertilizing all the trees near your house, hoping they will grow strong and energetic and finally talk to you.
You wonder if the person who created the saying: "Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning..." was really Tuxedo Mask!
You run from shoe store to shoe store in a mad search for a pair of knee-high blue boots.
You buy an absurd number of shares in the Mercury record label.
You throw out your alarm clock and train your cat to wake you up in the morning.
You manage to convince a group of your friends to dress up with you for Halloween as the Sailor Scouts, and they don't even like Sailor Moon. (Your reasoning: You're so anal that you want to have the complete cast along with you, so you can act out episodes along the way. Their reasoning: So that you'll finally shut up and stop hounding them.)
You can't get to sleep at night unless you recite "so sleepy, so tired, ahh, sleep...." in a very tired voice.
You won't give out candy to kids on Halloween unless they're wearing a Sailor Scout costume.
When you hear on the news that there's a thunderstorm warning, you think, 'Somebody must have made fun of Lita's old boyfriend!'
You think that Sailor Moon should be a 'Barker's Beauty' on "The Price Is Right".
You go to the local newsstand and insist that they should hold a contest. With the first prize being: Two tickets on the sunset romance cruise ship.
You have completed a full circle of the 'Sailor Moon Ring of Power'.
You're wearing a Sailor Moon costume, as you read this page.
You see Vincent Van Gogh's painting "The Stary Night" in an art gallery, and you are confused, because it doesn't seem to have anything to do with Rayes song...
You reprogram your schools computerized sprinkler system, to announce "Mercury Water Blast!" just before it activates the water sprinklers.
You wonder if Tuvok should be the Sailor Scout of Vulcan.
Your teachers have to call you by your favorite scouts name, just to get your attention.
You get sent to the principal's office for talking about Sailor Moon in class too much. But while you're there, you manage to turn the principal into a Moonie!
You still read this list, even though you're not Canadian.
You go to your local electronic department store, and change the channels on all of the display TV's, to the station that is about to show Sailor Moon.
You carved a pumpkin with Luna's face.
Your 'write in' vote for President was Sailor Moon.
You write to NASA, and try to convince them that they should have another mission to the moon, to search for the ruins of the Moon Kingdom.
You dye your hair red, practice up on your Brooklyn accent, and spraypaint OSAP on the side of your house.
You call a local radio station and ask why "The Love Line" got taken off the air.
You go to every ski resort in the country, looking for the 'Miss Moon Princess Ski Competition'.
You cry like serena when you visit the YKYWTMSMW web page, and it hasn't been updated since yesterday.
You buy a 'Smashing Pumpkins' CD, just because there's a song called "Luna" on it.
You're watching the X-Files and you begin to wonder, where were Mulder and Scully when Ann and Alan appeared.
You own the complete Sailor Moon bed set: sheets, comforter, and pillows.
No matter how hard you study, you always seem to only get a 30% on your tests.
You hear the 'Barney song' and you think 'Wait a minute, I thought it went, "Rain or shine..."'.
Whenever you come across something on this list that you don't get, you vow to rewatch all the Sailor Moon episodes until you find the reference.
You receive a Periodic table of Elements in science class, and you proceed to shred it, burn it, and scatter its ashes, because it had "BERYLlium" on it.
You flunk your science test the next day, and your excuse is, that it was "in the name of love and justice".
You wonder what brand of hair conditioner that Mina and Raye use, to keep their hair so thick and lustrous.
You have managed to memorize practically every line of dialog, for every Sailor Moon episode.
You know who Naoko Takeuchi is...
You ask your friends to write down some YKYWTMSMW's, and they write down "Your name is (your name here)".
You hold 'ID Software' responsible for creating the DOOM tree.
You're running your computer on Microsoft Windows NT, instead of Windows 95. Just because you think NT stands for 'Naoko Takeuchi'.
Your girlfriend thinks you are having an affair with a girl named Serena.
You wore black the week after Sailor Moon was cancelled in the US, and have a Sailor Moon alter in your room where you can light candles and mourn the loss of our heroine.
You think of Sailor Moon as a school subject. You study it, quiz yourself on it, and hire tutors(professional Moonies) to help you study, if you get a bad grade(like a 30) on a quiz.
You start signing all of your e-mails "I'm Outtie."
People tell you that you are actually starting to look like a Sailor Scout.
You tell your best friend about your guy troubles and she tells you how much like Lita you are... and then she proceeds to give you advice, like Mina.
You get upset that your blood type is B, instead of O, like Lita's... and proceed to argue with your doctor about it, making sure he didn't make some kind of mistake.
You go jogging every morning, hoping to see Darien.
You scream 'Mercury Ice Bubbles Freeze' whenever you use the freezers automatic ice dispenser.
You don't surf the net anymore, you SAIL it!
Your mother and father dress up like Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask, just so you'll pay attention to them.
You wave your hands,ala Queen Beryl, over any remotely spherical object.
Your morning doesn't really start until you hug your Sailor Moon dolls.
You're well on your way to collecting enough Sailor Moon trading cards to cover a whole wall.
You'd love to see Sailor Mars do the Maca-RAYE-na!
You were dissappointed that there wasn't a Sailor Moon float in the Macy's Thanks Giving Day parade.
You can play the entire Sailor Moon theme song, using the buttons on your touchtone phone.
You want Serena and Darien to get married so much, you stage a mock wedding using your Sailor Moon dolls.
You're told to do a report on Mars, for science class... And a week later you turn in a complete report on Raye!
Your letter to Santa begins with, "Dear Santa Claus, I have been a very good Sailor Scout this year..."
You drive 700 miles to Canada, just to meet the Sailor Moon voice actors.
You wander aimlessly around the city streets, shouting "Luna! Here Luna!".
At Christmas time, you think Melvin should say, "Hi-dee-HO-HO-HO!"
You wonder if Luna and Artemis were ever friends with the Samurai Pizza Cats.
The two primary words in your vocabulary are 'Sailor' and 'Moon'.
You're called 'a ditz' by your friends, and you're proud of it because it makes you seem more like Serena!
You decide you're school should be more like Serenas. So, you buy and wear a Japanese sailor school girl uniform to school... Even though you're a guy!
You visit atleast one new Sailor Moon web site, each time you're on the net.
You buy a huge trampoline, so you can learn how to do Luna's aerial somersaults, in hopes of producing a Luna Disguise Pen.
You write a letter to the producers of the X-Files, suggesting that they write an episode where Mulder and Scully track down and uncover a government conspiracy to deprive american fans of Sailor Moon.
Someone you know gets abducted, and the kidnappers sent you a ransom note demanding all your valuables in exchange for whoever it is that they kidnapped. You hesitate a moment, but then decide to comply, packing everything you value into a satchel. At the agreed location, you make the trade-off. Five minutes later, in their get-away vehicle, the crooks are puzzling over the contents in the bag as you weep for your loss: a sailor moon cd, your sailor moon dolls, tapes of the sailor moon series, all the stuff you downloaded from the net...
You are very disappointed after going to five different Karaoke places and discovering not a single place had 'Oh Starry Night'.
You believe Beethoven's 'Moonlight Sonata' was composed in honor of Princess Serenity's birth.
You spend hours trying to figure out the most appropriate spelling of... Reeny, or is it Reenie?, or Rini?, or Reney?...
You plan on fasting the day before December 14th. So, you'll be able to eat the 10 boxes of Pop Tarts you're going to buy.
You make up Sailor Moon jokes... ie: What do you get when you cross Sailor Moon's cat and a clock? A Lunatick!
You do your history term paper on ancient moon civilizations.
You sing "My Only Love" in your school's talent show.
You wonder if the girl in your class who's constantly fixing her makeup is really from the Nega-moon.
You design your own color scheme, special powers, and planetary symbol, just in case you're really the Sailor Scout of some still undiscovered planet.
You write a letter to the president, hoping that he'll declare December 14th, National Pop Tart day!
It's December 15th(the day after), and do you ever have a tummy ache!
When you're at someones birthday party and you didn't bring a gift you yell, "Kitty Magic! Make a birthday present for (whoever)!"
You send fan e-mail to your favorite voice star of Sailor Moon, via the Sailor Moon Voice Stars web site.
Just before you change clothes, you yell, "Moon Prism Power!"
You know more YKYWTMSMW's than Jeff Foxworthy knows "You Might Be a Redneck If..." jokes.
You get annoyed that the O.J. Simpson trial lasted longer than Sailor Moon did in the U.S.
You play on a flute using Alan's flute music in front of a small tree. Then you shake it while saying, "Why isn't this Doom Tree reviving?!"
You shorted out your toaster, the day after the SOS procott.
You wish you had created the YKYWTMSMW web page. :)
Every item on your Christmas list begins with the word, SAILOR...
You think the famous Great Red Spot on the planet Jupiter, is really a zit on Lita's face.
Your birthday cake is in the shape of a crescent moon.
You ask the Asian weather bureau to name the 19th typhoon of the year, "Typhoon Serena".
You're worried that Santa might be collaborating with Queen Beryl at the North Pole.
You try to put your short hair up in meatballs to look like Serena, but end up looking more like Luna!
You buy a fast motorcycle, and ride it down the road at high speed, hoping you'll change into Tuxedo Mask.
You've bought so much Sailor Moon merchandise lately, that you forget to save money for Christmas gifts! uhhmmm... Maybe my grandmother would like a Sailor Moon poster?... :)
The only thing you ask Santa for Christmas is that he brings back Sailor Moon.
Your Christmas tree has a Star Locket on the top and ornaments that look like Rainbow Crystals.
The Santa in the shopping mall goes home puzzled over that one kid that kept asking for "Serena and Darien" to get back together.
You're including a box of Pop Tarts with every Christmas gift you give this year.
Early one morning you discover a huge glowing tree in your house, and you drag it outside and burn it because you think it's the Doom Tree. Unfortunately, it was the CHRISTMAS tree, and your family sure is angry!
You hope that by this time next year, there will be a Sailor Moon Christmas special on TV.
You stop using batteries because they have a NEGAtive terminal.
You rearrange your whole university school schedule so that you can get home in time to watch Sailor Moon.
All you wanted for Christmas was the Sailor Scouts.
You were disappointed when you ran to the Christmas tree on Christmas morning and the Sailor Scouts were not gathered around it wrapped in a Christmas bow.

You have a framed picture of Serena or Darien in your room.
Your little brother starts bugging you, so you say, "Ok, Sammy, You're crusin' for a brusin'."
You start talking to your Sailor Moon posters, and you figure that the reason they don't talk back is that they were made in Japan, and probably don't speak English.
You refuse to be seen in public without a red bow that keeps your five foot long blond hair in the perfect position.
You get withdrawl symptoms from Sailor Moon -not just during the weekends, -not just during the night, -not just an hour after the show, -but during the commercials!
You wake up one morning and are shocked to see you don't have eyes the size of hardboiled eggs.
When someone says, "I hate our President." and you say, "Don't blame me, I voted for Sailor Moon."
You get frustrated because you can't fit into the clothes your Sailor Moon dolls wear.
At midnight on New Year's Eve, while everyone else was singing "Auld Lang Syne", you were singing "It's a New Day".
Your favorite Rap artist is (wicked) Coolio.
While in Science class you happen to be studying genes and chromosomes and you ask your Science teacher; "How can two parents who have black and blond hair have a child with pink hair?" Your moonie friends eagerly await the answer, while the rest of the class thinks you're weird.
Every calendar in your house has the Sailor Scout's birthdays marked on it.
Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"

Whenever your parents throw a fit because you came home late, you say "Sorry for being late. But, I had Sailor business!"

I hoped you liked the You Know You Watch To Much Sailor Moon When List.